"I learned that people can easily forget that others are human."
|me:||[watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
|friend:||[sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
|me:||what the fuck i dont have time for this
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadians gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
"If I have to ask for your attention, then I don’t even want it."